RSS Feed

Jason Statham. Now there’s a guy who doesn’t faff with exfoliation…

Well, I’ve bitten the bullet, done the deed and shaved the hairy donkey. (I made up that last one, by the way) I’ve joined an online dating site! I’m looking for a man. A real man. A man with stubble, and dry patches on his cheeks ‘cos moisturising’s for girls. A man who loves and respects his mum, but doesn’t still live by her rules.  Or in her house. A man who has a fine pair of testicles, and knows how to use them.

Oh, and a pulse would be good, too.

I mean, look at him! You’d never catch Jason Statham faffing in front of a mirror, exfoliating, or hot-oiling his locks. He’d be down the gym, or working out, or smacking some wimpy guy’s head against a wall. Not that I’m condoning violence; wimpy guys have feelings, too. But this guy just oozes testosterone and sex appeal. God, you’d never want to get out of bed. Unless, of course, he was waiting for you in the shower…

Oh be still, my twitching knickers!

So now, I’m on a mission; there has to be one middle-aged, unattached, emotionally healthy bloke lurking somewhere in Cornwall. Doesn’t there? Just one, surely.

And once I’ve found him – well, I’m not sure I can remember what to do with him. I mean, it’s been so long, I expect it’s all done by computer these days. Is that what these social networking sites are all about?

A quick Tweet, anyone?

Photo via: www.picapp.com/

Advertisements

About Tiny Temper

I'm a middle-aged freelance writer living in Cornwall. And no, it's not all sun, sand and steaming pasties. I've been married, done the divorce and accidentally shrunk the tee-shirt.

7 responses »

  1. You need to watch the first Crank film if you haven’t already. It’ll make you cringe, laugh and yet again remind you of how hunky Mr Statham is.

    Reply
  2. If all guys who are losing their hair looked like him, there would be no reason to be self conscious!

    I met my hub online 10 years ago so I definitely recommend giving it a try. Good luck!

    Reply
    • He is just so yum! I agree about the hair – or lack of it! Bald looks really sexy if you have the confidence to wear it.

      Wow! Ten years on – that’s beautiful, really. I have trouble lasting ten minutes! Having a break at the moment. Internet dating was driving me crazy aarrgghhh! 🙂

      Reply
  3. Yes, sorry, didn’t realize you posted last Oct until after I sent message. duh! You will have to kiss a few frogs to find the prince. Don’t give up!

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: