The world is a beautiful place. The sun is shining, the sparrows are twittering and any second now the bunnies’ll start beat-boxing. Not only has Mmm…Meringue Man answered my message, but subsequent e-mails have been bouncing around faster than a speed addict on a pogo stick. So if your internet’s been really slow for the last twenty-four hours, it’s my fault for clogging up Cyberspace. I’m really sorry, (Did that sound genuine? I’m not sorry at all! Ha, unlucky!)
I’m going for the Audrey Hepburn approach, all cool, calm and quietly sexy, while my inner woman is more Barbara Windsor and keeps squealing at the laptop screen, ‘Corrr! You’re gawjus! I just wanna eat ya! Come on then, darlin’ – show us yer bits!’
She is the cross I have to bear.
Good job that Meringue Man has a playful streak. Reply to an e-mail and the subject title comes up with Re:, right? Well, we’re playing Wordgames, and I do so love it when a gorgeous man wants to play with me. My favourites so far…Re:asons to be cheerful, Re:member me?, Re:S.P.E.C.T, and of course, Re:light my fire.
Audrey is scornful but Barbara’s having a whale of a time.