Why are woolly tights so short in the leg?
I love wearing them with long skirts and boots at this time of year, but spend most of the day hiking the crotch back up from knee level! Why is that? I know I’ve got a huge arse, but my legs are tiny (in length, at least…) Why is there not enough wooly stuff to cover my bits?
More to the point, why is that hairy-legged bloke in the picture wearing tights? I mean Euww!
And it’s a nightmare when I’m out doing the shopping or walking the dog. You just can’t go rearranging yourself like that in public – if you wanna stay out of prison, that is… And by the time I’m nearing home, I’m waddling like I’ve had a nasty bout of diarrhoea in my nappy. It’s not nice, really.
And please don’t suggest I wear knickers over my tights. Tried that. They just end up wound around my knees as well!
Anyone else have this problem?