Ooooh! I’ve found another blog-hop! This one is hosted by Hilary on Feeling Beachie. Every Friday she posts four statements with blanks for us to fill-in our own answers. Take a trip over there; Hilary posts some great stories about Alex the cat!
1 Over the years I have had so many… men. Nah, not really! Only joking! I’ve had so many irons. Seriously! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, but they keep catching fire on me! There’s a bang, a flash and a foot of flames licking its way over me, the clothes and the ironing board cover! Honestly I get through about six a year!
2. It drives me crazy… when people let their dogs jump all over you. I’ve just come back from walking my mutt and I’m plastered in three different sets of doggy paw-prints. I love dogs, but please! These jeans were clean on a couple of hours ago! Grizzle, grump!
3. Every time I walk into the house, I… run upstairs for a pee! Half the time I swear I don’t even need one, it’s just become automatic: key in the lock, open the door, oh my God! Need to wee! Need to wee! And if one of the boys is in there, enjoying a leisurely dump, then we’re all in trouble: ‘Hurry up! Get out! I need to pee! Oh, pleeeease hurry up! I’m an old woman and I’m nearly incontinent! Just push and go, for goodness’ sake! Pleeease!’
4. Right before I jump into bed, I… check the alarm and make sure I’m all prepared for a good snuggle – slobby socks on, check; hot cup of tea, check; couple of biscuits to dunk, check; good book on the bedside table, check. It’s no wonder I can’t find a man…
Well, that was fun, if a little embarrassing… 😉