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A Little Something for the Weekend…

Let’s start with a small treat for the guys:

Angelina Jolie at the Cannes Film festival

Angelina Jolie - Image via Wikipedia

 And now, a HUGE something for the girls:

Jason Statham

Phwoooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrr!

Last week I watched The Mechanic – eyes as wide as dinner plates, mouth hanging open and drool dripping off my chin.

Ladies, you have to see this film; within the first five minutes, the smokin’ hot JS had stripped down from silky wet wetsuit to black Calvin Klein’s.
Oh, be still my twitching knickers!

Despite the title of the movie, Jason doesn’t actually play the role of a mechanic – well, not in car-repairing sense of the word: he fixes people – for good.
Gulp.
That gorgeously erotic mass of streamlined, pulsating muscles is, in fact, an assassin. But he’s not a ‘shoot ’em first, ask questions later’ kinda guy, he’s smart (as well as sexy) and makes every death appear accidental.

Jason Statham

This has nothing to do with the film. I just couldnt resist...

All is going well in his world, until he’s ordered to kill his boss – a man he’s been friends with for the last twenty years…

I won’t tell you any more of the plot and spoil the story – I’ll just say, WATCH IT!

The Mechanic

And, guys, you’ll enjoy it, too – there’s action, intrigue, double-crossing, guns, suspense and hot, steamy rumpy-pumpy. Oh boy! Just those scenes’ll keep me in fantasies ’til Christmas.

The Mechanic

*squeal*

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About Tiny Temper

I'm a middle-aged freelance writer living in Cornwall. And no, it's not all sun, sand and steaming pasties. I've been married, done the divorce and accidentally shrunk the tee-shirt.

14 responses »

  1. Nice to see you’ve been doing productive things this weekend.

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    • D’you know what? I haven’t stopped all week – I’m knackered. I’d post a photo of my saggy-eyed face but I’d be scared of attracting a bunch of undertakers, all wanting to give me a quote!

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  2. Had to stop by after your soggy chip comment… glad I did 😀

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    • Phew! I was worried you’d be offended! I say all this stuff with a smile on my face, but sometimes, people take it the wrong way! 🙂

      Glad to have you aboard – I’ll return the visit shortly! 🙂

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  3. um, don’t see the likes of Jason walking around Duluth..i’ll tell ya that much.
    What a Hot Mother …

    XX Oh baaaby.

    ANd I loove Angelina.

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  4. Where’d you go to see it? It’s not playing at Truro 😦

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  5. Oh, that is a new picture I have not seen yet. I will have to rent that movie. Are you done twitching yet? Thanks or the mini review!!

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  6. OMG… I feel so left out. I just don’t feel the attraction. 😦 I have a thing for skinny guys with lots of hair (on their heads, the body hair can be average to less than average – Grizzly Bear is just ICK!) Guess I’m just picky, huh?

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    • Youdon’tfancyJasonStatham? Ohmygod! That’s it! We just can’t be friends anymore! 😀
      Skinny guys with lots of hair… hmm… Robert Patterson? Hugh Grant? C’mon, tell us – we’re all friends here – who’s your ultimate celebrity dream guy?

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  7. I lust after Jason Statham. Seriously.
    I want to smear him in pudding and make a porn movie.
    *drools*

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    • Oh, me too!! Or just let me watch 😉
      He is just sooo gorgeous and rugged-man like! Making my words up as I go along, but hey! it’s my blog! 🙂
      Thanks for stopping by.

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