I’m a middle-aged freelance writer living in Cornwall. And no, it’s not all sun, sand and steaming pasties. I’ve been married, done the divorce and accidentally shrunk the tee-shirt. I’m currently on a mission to find a man. Any man who isn’t psychotic, weedy or needy. Oh, and a pulse would be good, too. There has to be one lurking somewhere in the county, surely… Hasn’t there?
Join me on my quest to find Prince Charming. Well, okay, maybe I’m being a little over-optimistic. Join me on my quest to find Mr-Okay-For-The-Weekend. You’re free to belly laugh at my expense.
And if the world of dating becomes a bit too much for you, check out my homegirl Emily – she already has a man.
Prince Charming, my arse! 