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Nine Men I Wouldn’t Kick out of Bed for Eating Crisps and One for Irene!

I’m linking up with Nina on Brush Up On Your Reading today for a post called Ten Good Things on Monday. It’s all about listing ten great that make you happy – favourite meals, fabulous books, must-see films – anything that that makes you perky! I probably won’t be allowed back because I’ve chosen to feature my personal list of Sex Gods (and one of Irene’s!)

        1.  Jason Statham ~ I could never mention hunky men without featuring JS. Apart from being knicker-twitchingly gorgeous, he’s starred in some of my favourite films – The Expendables, The Mechanic and The Crank and Transporter movies. 

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       2. Heath Ledger ~ I loved him in A Knight’s Tale…  All that determination and knightly behaviour, and his pecs aren’t half bad, either…       

        

 
 
 

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      3. Mel Gibson ~ yeah, yeah, I know he’s a bit of a knob and he’s had bad publicity, but he’s still bleedin’ gorgeous, and let’s face it, this isn’t a list about sparkling intellect or wonderful personalities; I’m talking pure rumpy-pumpy value.

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        4. Jon Bon Jovi~ but only with the hair. He definately lost some phwoar factor when he chopped off his locks

          5. Johnny Depp ~ oh, yum! He’s got that mean, moody appeal and Cap’n Jack Sparrow is one of my all-time favourite film characters.

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            6. Jeremy Clarkson ~ Britsh TV programme Top Gear presenter with a scathing sense of humour. This one’s for Irene who absolutely lurves him…

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        7. Richard Hammond ~ my personal favourite of The Top Gear team – he’s just soo adorable! I mean, just look at those twinkly, flirty eyes – cuter than a puppy and less carpet pooping.

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      8. Robbie Williams ~ Whatever ‘it’ is, Robbie has it. Gorgeous, funny, vulnerable and brutally honest about his troubled life. I saw Robbie in concert at Knebworth in 2003 and it was amazing -the sound of 125,000 people all singing Angels was just mind-blowing.

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         9. Ronan Keating ~ lead-singer with Boyzone, and couldn’t you just ruffle your fingers through his hair and tear his shirt off?

Songs for My Mother

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        10. Richard Gear ~ One of the few guys around who become more mouth-wateringly tasty as they mature. Richard’s been in two of my all-time favourite mushy films – An Officer and a Gentleman and Pretty Women. What a delectable piece of arse!  🙂

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Yummy, yum yum! Hope you’ve enjoyed drooling as much as I have!
Thanks, Nina, and I hope I haven’t lowered the tone of your blog hop too much….

Ten reasons why internet dating rocks…

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Yeah, I know. I haven’t exactly been encouraging about the whole online dating scene, but that’s because I’m only meeting dorks. Takes one to attract one, I suppose…

But today, I’m being positive and listing the advantages of cyber-dating.  Mr Right could just be one click away, right?

  • It’s comfy! You can date in your fleecy jammies from the comfort of your own bed or sofa! You don’t have to suck in your stomach all evening and nobody cares if your bum looks massive!
  • It’s cheap! You’re not paying out club entrance fees or buying gallons of alcohol for Dutch courage. You don’t need a new dress. Or new shoes. Or co-ordinating make-up and perfume…There are no restaurant bills, no tips, no taxis home. And if you choose a non-paying dating site, it’s free, I tell you! Free!
  • It’s fun! Especially if you invite the girls for the evening. Break open the Bacardi Breezers and the Pringles, and you can all huddle around the laptop laughing choosing a mate.
  • It’s easy! You don’t have to shave your legs, tackle your underarm foliage or pluck your eyebrows. No squeezing your tired tootsies into six-inch stiletto heels, or detaching your retina with the latest volume enhancing mascara wand!
  • It’s character building! Role play to your heart’s content, baby. You can be Marilyn Monroe one night, and the next, Slutty Selina the Sausage Slayer. But don’t try introducing yourself after a couple of vodkas…
  • It’s convenient! You can date on a Saturday night and see Anne Widdecombe dressed up like a fairy, and watch Wagner singing the wrong words badly on X Factor.
  • You can dream! It doesn’t matter if your virtual date is bald and toothless, in your head you’re with Johnny Depp on a moonlit Caribbean beach, the shush of the waves lapping at the shore, the scent of coconut oil mingling with the tropical rum cocktail you’re sipping, and he leans towards you. You look into his dark, chocolate coloured eyes.. The world melts away. He edges closer. Your lips meet, gently at first…(Just remember to set the scene beforehand – whack up the central heating, dim the lights and flush the loo for maximum trickling water effect.)
  • There’s no stress! At the end of your date there’s no pressure to snog, or go to go back to his for ‘coffee’. You don’t have to faff with all that embarrassing ‘Give me your number. I’ll ring you’ stuff. It’s just Click! and he’s gone. And if your date’s beginning to resemble a scene from The Shining, it’s Click! He’s blocked. Goodbye, sayonara, Auf wiedersehen, prat.
  • There’s no limit!  You don’t have to stick with one moody, self-centred, ill-mannered, weedy, needy, simpering, whimpering bloke all night. In one evening online, you can date hundreds of the miserable fuckers!
  • I’m on there! The number one reason why anyone should sign up for internet dating  – you might meet me! Lovable, funny, wobbly bottomed ol’ me!  🙂

 

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