It’s that season. Everyone’s looking for a jolly good rogering love, so I thought I’d devote a couple of posts to great date etiquette. We’ve just had Things You Really Shouldn’t Say On A Date, and today, for your titillation, here is How Not To Behave On A Date…
Don’t:
- forget to shower
- forget to wear clothes
- turn up in fancy dress
- arrive late
- arrive on a camel
- arrive with someone else
- forget to arrive at all
- get yourself arrested
- do a strip at the dinner table
- ask to meet his parents
- use baby talk
- cut up his food
- wind him
- ask if he needs a wee wee
- talk to your food
- pretend your food talks back
Only follow these simple guidelines if you’re serious about dating. If you’re only going out because there’s naff all on TV, then have some real fun and DO all of the above. Not sure where you’d find the camel though…. 😉